Owner, bartender, roastmaster
Bella
Bella bought the bar when it was about to close, runs the jukebox and has heard every groom story ever told. She believes none of them. She's never mean, just accurate.
Bachelor party · Tonight: The Roast of Jake
Last Call at Bella's: The Roast of the Groom
Bella runs the bar and roasts the groom. Bingley defends him from stool 3 and loses every case. Bingo, bar classics and jokes about your buddy, on your TV.
$79 per party. One payment. No subscription.
- Party guarantee
- Works on your laptop and TV
- Link works 2 weeks before
- Nothing to install
- You approve every joke
The short version
Last Call at Bella's is a bachelor party game show that plays on your TV. Two AI-voiced hosts, Bella and Bingley, call bingo numbers, roast the groom with jokes based on your answers, and play bar classics from YouTube between calls. You read and approve the full script before anything is recorded, and you can let the groom win the last round. Pick 45, 60, 75 or 90 minutes; three rounds: one line, two lines, then the full card. Works with a laptop, a TV and a phone. One price per party, no subscription, with a party guarantee.
Watch a round
About 45 seconds at Bella's. Nothing plays until you press a button.
Play the demo
A party song plays here (from YouTube, at your party)
Hear Bingley and Bella
Tap a button. One voice at a time. Bingley has been asked to wait his turn. He hasn't.
Meet your hosts
Stool 3, attorney for the groom
Bingley
Fifteen years on the same stool, a tab that has never been paid, and a self-appointed career defending grooms. Bingley writes his evidence on a coaster. He has never won a case.
Sample roast jokes
Every so often, a number comes with a joke about the groom. Here's Jake's. Your buddy's get written from your answers.
How the roast gets written
You answer. 14 yes-or-no questions about the groom, one multiple-choice question and six blanks. Is he always running late? Does he think he's a grill master? Does he dance even though he can't? You know the answers. So does everyone else.
We write. At least 10 personal jokes about your buddy, plus Bella and Bingley's own material. The roast goes after his habits and his big plans. Never his body, his money, his background or the bride.
You approve. Before anything is recorded, you get the full script on a web page. Approve a line, cut it or rewrite it. The groom sees nothing until Bella says his name.
Your card, with your name
Every guest gets a card, printed at home. Type a name to see one.
The name stays in your browser. We don't send or save it.
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The jukebox
Bella's jukebox plays four sets, in the order of the night: bar classics, the sing-alongs from his high school years, bar country, and the big closing sing-alongs.
The videos play from YouTube on your laptop, at your party, in their own panel on the screen.
What you need
A laptop with internet, a TV with HDMI, a phone as the remote and a printer for the cards. Works at home, in a rental or in a room you booked for the night. Run the two-minute setup check before the guys show up.
The full rundown is on how it works.
One price per party
The full roast is included. Same price at 45, 60, 75 or 90 minutes. Your link works from delivery until 30 days after your party, and you can start it as often as you like.
Last Call at Bella's
$79 per party
- Bella and Bingley, hosting from the bar on your TV
- A full roast of the groom, written from your answers
- At least 10 personal jokes about him
- You read and approve every line before it's recorded
- Let the groom win, or keep it random
- Printable cards (Letter or A4)
One payment. No subscription. Hiring a host starts around $250 (GigSalad). Printable cards run $3 to $20 (The Knot and Etsy).
If the show doesn't work at your party even though you ran the setup check, you get your money back or a new show.
Questions, answered
Will the groom actually get offended?
Not if you don't want him to. The roast sticks to his habits and plans, never his body, money, background or the bride. You approve, cut or rewrite every line before anything is recorded, and Bingley takes most of the hits anyway.
Isn't bingo kind of a grandma thing?
Bingo is the excuse. The show is a roast with a scoreboard, a jukebox and a bartender who doesn't miss.
Can I let the groom win?
Yes. Choose the groom, someone else or random when you order. The chosen card wins the last round.
Can we play in a room or venue we rented?
Yes, for a private party with your own guests, including in a space you rent. Not for public or ticketed events, and not for a business entertaining its customers.
How do the songs work? Do I need YouTube Premium?
No Premium needed. The songs play from YouTube in their own panel on the screen. Without Premium, YouTube may show an ad first; the show waits up to five seconds and then moves on to the next song.
How many guys can play?
From 2 to 60 players, and up to 40 can have their first name on a card and in the show.
What if someone doesn't show?
On the remote, you switch off whoever isn't there before the start or after each round. If the planned winner is missing, the show picks another winner.
Can we play for prizes?
Prizes are up to you. No betting and no cash prizes.
What happens to what I tell you about the groom?
We use it only to write your show. Your answers, the jokes and the guest list are deleted 30 days after the party.
Is Bella real?
No. Bella and Bingley are AI voices. The roast is written from your answers, and you approve every line.
Last call. Book the roast.
Order now, answer the questions, approve the roast, and let Bella handle the groom.
$79 per party
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